The Polar Bear Guide to .RARing FREE shit

Ok... as a P.Bear I get a lot of questions from my co-workers and friends about Downloading various things off the internet. Be it large folders of pictures of Nude Koalas or Video's of P.Bear Porn or even illegally available Music :D!!

Lay people tend to purchase music off the internets which is fine, I'd purchase it too if it wasn't so FREE! But yes it is illegal according to the laws but you know what P.Bears don't get paid to swat salmon or maul the crap outta ya in the arctic tundra how the hell is a P.Bear supposed to buy music off of ITunes?

Anyway heres a mini guide to .RAR files

What's an .Rar?
It's like a .zip file, what's a .zip file? Dammit.....

Take it like this, music files and porn and videos are too large to send through email so in turn these files need to be compressed to be sent. Think a whole salmon is too big to fit into your pocket, so in turn you have to freeze dry the shit out of it and you get a dry shrivled piece of jerky. Now it can fit into your coin pocket in your skinny fit jeans for transportation. This dry shrivled piece of salmon jerky is your .Rar file. When you download this, which can be extremely quick depending on your internets speed (If you're on dial-up get on the DSL), so yeah when you download this it needs to be rehydrated. You just add water or unpack that .Rar file back into the fat piece of salmon sashimi it once was.

Now the program that you need to Freeze dry and Rehydrate large files is called WinRar which you can download from here ---> WinRar

OK

Now you ask where the hell do I get this music or I mean 2 Koalas 1 Bamboo shoot video from.
There are various sites on the internets out there where file sharing of your favorite music or Koala Porn is up for grabs for FREE.

A couple of examples:
Albumhunt
CrackMuzik

These file sharing forums require you to give them an email address and for you to make a profile which takes 2 mins for thousands of dollars in savings :D

Now if you can navigate through these sites to download content the files will come up as... you guessed it .RARs!!!

So this is how it looks like on your computer after you've downloaded said .Rar after downloading WinRar



Now my method of Rehydrating this file would be to create a file on your desktop for you to put the content into.
Eg. Koalas Gone Wild
Open up the .rar file and search for the files you need. If your rehydrating a music album only select the files that are in .mp3 format. Now take the files and drag it into your new folder and VOILA!!! Fat piece of Fish on your plate!

ENJOY!!!